Truth

Conversation:

Why are you being so mean tonight?

I don't know. Maybe it's because I haven't had any carbs in eighteen hours. Dr. Atkins said in his book that you might experience mood swings for the first three days after starting a high protein diet.

I think I would rather you be overweight and nice than skinny and mean.

No you wouldn't.

(Both laugh.)

It's a known fact that men respond better to skinny self-serving women. No, it's true. I see it on TV all the time. ( :