Define irony.

These two broke my heart today. I threw them bread at the edge of a parking lot, and I told them that I was sorry. I have often heard of geese who land on parking lots because it appears to be water from the air.

The male seemed almost panicked. He cocked his head frantically, trying to listen for his lost flock over the din of traffic and squealing Girl Scouts selling cookies beside a fast food restaurant. I hope you find them, I said as I bid them goodbye.

Just down the street was an animal clinic that offered acupuncture for pets.

I don't understand what's happening.